ChatGPT: A Bullshit Tool For Bullshit Jobs

A cure for the professional illness of our times

ChatGPT is a bullshit generator.

You’ve heard that before, haven’t you? Well, unlike probably all the other times someone’s said it, I don’t mean it as a put-down but as a compliment.

“Bullshit generator” suits ChatGPT because its output doesn’t hold any “regard for truth.” ChatGPT doesn’t lie, which is an intentional attempt to conceal the truth. It generates text that happens to be either right or wrong — but only incidentally.

Whatever you need it to say, it will oblige with the appropriate prompt.

I used to think that was bad.

Why do we want such a shapeless, opinion-less tool, you may ask. A tool that can’t differentiate between real stuff and the vast array of imaginary alternatives. A tool that can learn anything, possible and impossible, and will inadvertently and spontaneously confabulate facts about the world.

Well, I no longer think that’s bad. It turns out this handy property — automated bullshitting — is singularly useful nowadays.

ChatGPT may not be the end of meaning, as I’ve often wondered, but quite the opposite: The end of meaninglessness.